The sh*t my kid says

So far this weekend, my daughter has said all these wonderfully honest things to me...

While watching television, a commercial for Celtrixa came on. She got really excited and yelled, "Mommy, mommy you need that!"

I was watching What Not to Wear. My daughter asked me how she can get me on the show.

She overheard a conversation I was having about Tupac Shakur (love him fyi). So she asked who shot Michael Jackson. I said Dr. Conrad Murray.








That's all I can think of so far. Sorry for being gone for way too long.